So there was this body. One day, all of the body parts were having an argument. They were trying to decide who gets to be the boss of the whole body, but the thing is everyone wanted to be the boss.
"We carry you guys everywhere all the time. We carry your weight, and without us you can't go anywhere. So we should get to be the boss." The feet said.
"But without us, you can't do anything; you can't write, you can't type, you can't grab stuff. We deserve to be the boss." The hands argued.
"Ah, but I do all the thinking around here. Without me, you wouldn't have a clue as to what to do. And is that not what it takes to be the boss?" The brain continued.
More and more body parts complained. The eyes said that without them, the body can't see the world. The mouth said it was the most important thing in communicating with other bodies. The tongue said it was key to enjoying food, and played a role in digestion. The nose said it smelled everything, and without it the body can't get oxygen. On and on it went, and no one seemed interested in relenting.
Among the wave of voices, the anus spoke up as well. "I should be the boss, because I expel all the dirty and harmful stuff from our body." It said, proud and loud. Upon hearing this, everyone, all of the other body parts, burst out into laughter. All of them found the anus's exclamation to be hilarious, and none of them took the anus seriously. I mean, hey, an anus? They all couldn't stop laughing at it, thinking it was a foolish statement.
The anus was deeply offended by their reaction, so it did the simplest of things in response: it went on strike. How? Well, it shut itself. Literally; the buttock's two cheeks now stuck themselves to each other, so that nothing could pass through. In no time at all, the body became purple and fell really ill, because it could not excrete anything. So, in order to appease the anus (and so the body wouldn't die of not pooping), they let him be the boss.
The moral of this story is: you don't need brains to be the boss; any asshole would do. All he does is just sit there and pass out shit.
You can also change the anus into the penis. Then, the moral of that story would be: you don't need brains to be the boss; any other dickhead would do. All he does is just stand around and piss you off.
Writer's note: Sorry for the offensive language, but I'm sure you all know that it's necessary for the joke to work :p By the way, a teacher told me this joke and he said he got them from somewhere else, so it's not mine, got it? Lastly, I hope you all find this amusing and inspiring!
Dedicated to all the people in the world whose underlings believe they are incompetent and/or just plain annoying.
"We carry you guys everywhere all the time. We carry your weight, and without us you can't go anywhere. So we should get to be the boss." The feet said.
"But without us, you can't do anything; you can't write, you can't type, you can't grab stuff. We deserve to be the boss." The hands argued.
"Ah, but I do all the thinking around here. Without me, you wouldn't have a clue as to what to do. And is that not what it takes to be the boss?" The brain continued.
More and more body parts complained. The eyes said that without them, the body can't see the world. The mouth said it was the most important thing in communicating with other bodies. The tongue said it was key to enjoying food, and played a role in digestion. The nose said it smelled everything, and without it the body can't get oxygen. On and on it went, and no one seemed interested in relenting.
Among the wave of voices, the anus spoke up as well. "I should be the boss, because I expel all the dirty and harmful stuff from our body." It said, proud and loud. Upon hearing this, everyone, all of the other body parts, burst out into laughter. All of them found the anus's exclamation to be hilarious, and none of them took the anus seriously. I mean, hey, an anus? They all couldn't stop laughing at it, thinking it was a foolish statement.
The anus was deeply offended by their reaction, so it did the simplest of things in response: it went on strike. How? Well, it shut itself. Literally; the buttock's two cheeks now stuck themselves to each other, so that nothing could pass through. In no time at all, the body became purple and fell really ill, because it could not excrete anything. So, in order to appease the anus (and so the body wouldn't die of not pooping), they let him be the boss.
The moral of this story is: you don't need brains to be the boss; any asshole would do. All he does is just sit there and pass out shit.
You can also change the anus into the penis. Then, the moral of that story would be: you don't need brains to be the boss; any other dickhead would do. All he does is just stand around and piss you off.
Writer's note: Sorry for the offensive language, but I'm sure you all know that it's necessary for the joke to work :p By the way, a teacher told me this joke and he said he got them from somewhere else, so it's not mine, got it? Lastly, I hope you all find this amusing and inspiring!
Dedicated to all the people in the world whose underlings believe they are incompetent and/or just plain annoying.
